27 May

Miss Prism absolutely refused to speak about Ernest today. In fact, she called him "unspeakable." She is unhappy today, and Dr. Chasuble is away, so I asked her if she is in love with Dr. Chasuble. She said *certainly not*, he is a celebate! and then spoke *most ferociously* on the impudence of the natives (in India) and then ended lessons early. I wonder what has got her so *nervous*?