3 March

Campaign quite destroyed, as I, for one, am entirely unwilling to baptize sharks.

Oh, I *do* hate Lent! So very *bored* all day! Uncle Jack whistling *all day* long, and that certainly can not be proper during Lent or at any other time if one is a guardian. Uncle Jack certainly is behaving *most* strangely of late. Whenever he returns from saving Ernest, he is quite *giddy*, one might say.

Mutton for dinner again.